Friday, October 26, 2012

Monster Jokes For Kids

I admit I deserve a time out in a creaky, rickety time out chair. I apologize for not commenting back to my followers. Just haven't been up to par this week, dealing with allergies and fatigue. And a toddler who runs faster than his Grammy's old bones can bend.  

Please know you're important to me, and I will be paying each of you a visit ASAP. 

Funny Bones is a bit rattled.
Bad Blogger's Time Out Chair? 

No, please! Not the dark and dreary, dreadful Time Out Chair! 

I ain't got the guts for that!
Please give me just one more chance to make it up to you.

It's your call, friends. I'll leave the punishment up to you.

Moving on, last Friday I promised you some monster laughs, so here you go.  Be sure to share some of these with your favorite trick-or-treaters.

Are you good at telling jokes, or are you like me and can't remember the punch lines anymore? 


Writer Pat Newcombe said...

Must be coming up to halloween or something! Hope you're feeling better?

Old Kitty said...

I'm rubbish at telling jokes!!!LOL!!

Awwww Grandma must rest and put her feet up on the naughty chair!! :-)

Take care

Anonymous said...

Lynn, I think you've earned a break! It's me who should be in the bad bloggers chair... totally lost it this week and getting further behind. But it makes me feel better I'm not the only one...

Oh, yeah, and I shouldn't even try to tell jokes of any kind - not a performative bone in my body (unlike someone we know ;) )!

Take it easy, Lynn :)

Jennette Marie Powell said...

I'm with you - I forget the punchlines, LOL. Hope you feel better soon!

msmariah said...

I feel like I'm in the same boat. You kindly commented on my blog last week for Alex's blogfest. I'm just getting to your page! It's hard to keep up with everyone.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Bat temper - bad!
You always visit me Lynn and I really appreciate that. You know I'd still come here even if you missed a few posts.

Emily R. King said...

I cannot tell jokes. I'm so not funny that way.

Happy Halloween, Lynn!

Munir said...

LOL thanks for sharing.

nutschell said...

aww, no worries Lynn. we all need a break sometimes. We'll be right here when you get back too.

Anonymous said...

you are so slever doing those vlogts, Lynn and the jokes are super! No need to apologise at all. there's only so much time in the day! Have a lovely weekend and see you on WANATribe :)

Patricia Rickrode w/a Jansen Schmidt said...

Okay - no more Halloween jokes for Lynn.

Your time in the time out chair has just been increased for posting that video.

Just kidding! It was cute. Thanks for sharing.

Happy Halloween!

Patricia Rickrode
w/a Jansen Schmidt

DMS said...

I am not good at telling jokes. I love your jokes because you are all dressed up! So fun. Watching them just makes me smile.

Happy Halloween!

Teresa Robeson said...

Goodness, you do't have to reply to each of us individually! We know you love us all and that you're super busy. :)

I'm lousy at telling jokes because I never remember enough of it to tell it well. For a long time, too, the only jokes I can remember were...well...ones I couldn't tell in front of kids. LOL! Yeah, I'm bad!

Happy Halloween and grandkid-sitting!

Anonymous said...

You are the vlog queen Lynn! I hope you are feeling better this week... Love your jokes!

Samantha May said...

Oh I'm terrible at telling jokes. Just terrible. I hope you're feeling better! Sometimes commenting on blogs has to take a backseat :)

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